Why bother reading and understanding measurements provided by online vendors? I assume that all objects are created in a magical candy land where unicorns ride roller coasters everything is the size I imagine it to be.
Exhibit A: This herb growing tater pot is too tiny to provide enough mint for a single mojito. Why will I keep it? It's just so small and cute!
Go ahead and crack wise, my purse is a ridiculous size, yet not large enough to hide my shame.