Exhibit A: This herb growing tater pot is too tiny to provide enough mint for a single mojito. Why will I keep it? It's just so small and cute!
Exhibit B:
Go ahead and crack wise, my purse is a ridiculous size, yet not large enough to hide my shame.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Why I Should Never Shop Online
Why bother reading and understanding measurements provided by online vendors? I assume that all objects are created in a magical candy land where unicorns ride roller coasters everything is the size I imagine it to be.
Exhibit A: This herb growing tater pot is too tiny to provide enough mint for a single mojito. Why will I keep it? It's just so small and cute!
Exhibit B:
Go ahead and crack wise, my purse is a ridiculous size, yet not large enough to hide my shame.
Exhibit A: This herb growing tater pot is too tiny to provide enough mint for a single mojito. Why will I keep it? It's just so small and cute!
Exhibit B:Go ahead and crack wise, my purse is a ridiculous size, yet not large enough to hide my shame.
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6 comments:
It is bright and cheerful-can see that you would like it at 1/4 to 1/3 the actual size. Hmm, how about an interesting magazine rack.
That purse will hold alot of fruit! (hee hee)
Yeah - I've fallen in love with things I wanted to buy online and then read the measurements and been disappointed.
The little herb growing pot is adorable, though : )
Even funnier than you described when you were here. Send fruit?
i love the purse, especially the angry open-mouthed apples!
Gotta say, I like the purse. Just call it a tote and the size won't seem so big!
You are sooo funny,I actually saw those herb pots in person at urban outfitters and almost bought one,now I'm thinkin' maybe I should go back! ...and I have no fruit salad purse to hide behind.
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